Cryptids from Space?

Publicerad den 3 december 2024 kl. 10:47

Throughout history, reports of bizarre and unexplained creatures have captivated human imagination. Among these cryptids, some possess traits so peculiar that they defy terrestrial explanation. Could creatures like the Flatwoods Monster or the Loveland Frogman be visitors not from Earth’s wilderness, but from space?

The Flatwoods Monster: A Visitor from space?

It was a cool September evening in 1952 when a streak of light blazed across the West Virginian sky, coming to a fiery rest near the small town of Flatwoods. Drawn by curiosity, a group of locals trekked into the dark woods and stumbled upon something extraordinary: a towering figure, 10 feet tall, with glowing red eyes, a spade-shaped head, and a metallic body. A choking, sulfur-like mist hung in the air as the group fled in terror. The images of the monster looks a lot like Madam Gasket from the move Robots, so she came to Earth to fart the nastiest fart that ever was...sounds like something she would do. Anyhow, the Flatwoods monster, also goes by the name Braxton County monster, Braxie or the Phantom of Flatwoods.

The Flatwoods Monster, as it came to be known, has sparked endless speculation about its true nature. Was it an alien visitor, its arrival heralded by the crash of a spacecraft? Consider the evidence:

Eyewitnesses reported seeing a bright object hurtling through the sky before the creature’s appearance. Was this a spaceship making an emergency landing?  I mean, I too would make an emerency lnading if I had that kind of tummy gases to pass. Who would want to be stuck in a farted up space ship in between planets? 

The metallic sheen and mechanical-like aspects of the creature’s body hint at advanced technology—perhaps an exosuit designed to protect it from Earth’s atmosphere? 

The monster’s sudden disappearance and the lack of physical traces fuel theories of an alien entity with the ability to evade human detection.

While skeptics argue the creature was nothing more than a barn owl distorted by fear and shadows, the combination of the UFO sighting and the otherworldly description leaves room for speculation. 

 

Joe Nickell of the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry investigated the case in 2000. He concluded that the bright light in the sky reported by the witnesses on September 12 was most likely a meteor. And the pulsating red light  was likely from aircraft navigation. The witnesses description of the creature closely resembled an owl. So the conclusion by Nickell 

is that witnesses' perceptions were distorted by their heightened state of anxiety and all these very earthly happenings combined with stress/anxiety turned into a monster. 

The night of the sighting, a meteor had been observed across three states—Maryland, Pennsylvania and West Virginia. And three flashing red aircraft beacons were also visible from the area of the sightings, which could account for descriptions of a pulsating red light and red tint on the face of the supposed monster, according to Nickell. 

Even though it strongly leans towards things being a messup of very earthly experiences, the only thing that sets me off, is the barn owl. Humans do have a very vivid imagination, but vivid to the point of a barn owl being 10 feet tall....? I'm quite sure that the witnesses can distinguish a barn owl from other things. 

The principal of parsimony (Occams' razor): the most simple explanation of a phenomenon is often the best one/the most correct one, is very usable. The meteor, the airplanes, local wildlife and so on: it could absolutely be true and it is most likely huge part of the situation. However, it still doesn't explain everything. As mentioned above, most people know the difference between a barn owl and a humanoid creature. And despite normal meteor sightings and red plane lights probably contributed to things, it's not necessarily the one and only explanation. It could be both a UFO-sighting and a meteor at the same time. It could be a visitor from another realm as well as plane lights and barn owls. One thing doens't necessarily exclude another. 

 

 

The Loveland Frogman

In the quiet town of Loveland, Ohio, reports of a strange amphibian humanoid have surfaced since the 1950s. Witnesses describe the creature as 3-4 feet tall, with leathery skin, webbed hands and feet, and large, glowing eyes.

The most famous encounter occurred in 1972 when a police officer on patrol claimed to see the Frogman standing by the roadside. When approached, the creature reportedly leapt over a guardrail and vanished into the Little Miami River.

Could the Loveland Frogman be extraterrestrial in origin or was it just an oversized lizard on the run from the humans that once held it captive? 

Well, the upright, humanoid appearance of the creature is strikingly alien, or like lizzie-people. Its aquatic features might suggest it lives near or in water, like most amphibians and sometimes reptilians on Earth do. 

In an earlier sighting, witnesses claimed the Frogman held a wand-like object emitting sparks. Could this device have been a tool to keep them alive on Earth? 

Skeptics dismiss the Loveland Frogman as a large misidentified animal or an urban legend. The policemen that saw the creature in 1972 first claimed it to be the Frogman, but later agreed that it was a tail-less iguana. Iguanas can become surprisingly large and without a tale, they could absolutely look alien. In this case, it's more likely to be just a creepingly large iguana, since there hasn't been that many witnesses regarding the sightings of the Frogman, and the iguana actually being killed in the area, was very, very similar to the creature the policemen claimed to have seen. But then again; just because there isn't much information to go on, and there are indeed tail-less iguanas running here and there, it still doesn't explain the wand-thingy, the sparkles and other similar sightings. It could be that the Loveland frogman is two very different aspects confused together into what is now the official mascot of Loveland, Ohio.

 

The Link Between Cryptids and Aliens

The idea of cryptids as extraterrestrials isn’t as far-fetched as it might seem. In fact, there are striking parallels between cryptid sightings and UFO phenomena. From the Flatwoods Monster’s fiery eyes to the Loveland Frogman’s luminous gaze, many cryptids share the glowing traits frequently attributed to alien encounters. Cryptids are rarely seen for long and almost never leave physical evidence behind, much like the fleeting nature of UFO sightings. Reports of cryptids wielding unidentifiable objects—like the Frogman’s spark-emitting wand—suggest the possibility of  alien equipment.

Some suggests that aliens may disguise themselves as seemingly earthly creatures in attempt to blend into their surroundings or avoid alarming humans. But if this is true, then trying to blend in by standing out as a foreign creature isn't the way to go. Someone need to update the aliens about human perception. 

Others say cryptids might be biological drones sent by alien civilizations to study Earth’s ecosystems. Again, the lizzy-thing-suit might have worked during the jurassic era, when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, but it is kind of outdated today. If they really want to drone this ecosystem, they have to change their wardrobe. 

Some researchers propose that cryptids and aliens may not be from other planets at all but from parallel dimensions. The forms we see might be distorted projections of their true nature. This one could be true in some lores and legends. Or maybe we are all just interdimensional beings clashing into each others realms every once in a while? Like somewhere in some time-/dimension-fold, we humans are the mysterious cryptids? 

I don't know what to think about the frogman and the Gasket-wannabe, but I do find these theories and stories interesting and fascinating. I like playing with the idea of cryptids, aliens, quantum physics and parallell dimensions or universes overlapping each other like a mesmerizing kaleidoscope. 

 

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